A lucky, and opportunistic, screenwriter is using Craigslist to find a date for the Oscars. “It looks like due to a huge screenwriting windfall they want to give me 2 tickets to the Oscars,” the ad states. “Being single right now means, yes, I need a date.”
I would try this myself. But I’m afraid that scoring an invitation to the Smalltown Grandmothers of the Public Library Literary Soiree probably wouldn’t attract much attention.