You remember when you wereÂ a little boy? And the best way to show you had a crush on a girl was to tease her, make fun of her braces, put bugs in her lunch, and pull her pigtails?
The always enjoyable Miss SnarkÂ presents a query letter written by an author who is clearly still in that pre-teen phase. This misguided, but humorous, query features everything except a double-dog dare. Or maybeÂ the writerÂ learned the powers of reverse-psychology by watching Saturday morning cartoons. I don’t think this kind of thing would even work on Scoobie Doo.
Unless you threw in some Scoobie snacks, which clearly, this queryÂ lacks.