I’m moving at this week, so please bear with me if there are fewer posts than usual. The moving company sends out this guy to look at the apartment and all the stuff and he provides an estimate of total weight. There aren’t any real calculations except for the fact this guy’s been doing this for twenty years. He just looks around and eyeballs everything and throws out a figure. So it’s all fine and dandy and then he says that I have the weight of a Volkswagen Beetle in books. Lucky I ain’t hauling all that.
Anyway, I’ve tried to give the new information to everyone, but if you’re a publicist who sends me review copies, or if you’re a publisher who is sending me an advance check for $600,000 please be sure to contact me and get the new mailing address.