Writerisms to Avoid
You all don’t need this, but its here, just to say we told you so. Writerisms: overused and misused language. In more direct words: find ’em, root ’em out, and look at your prose without the underbrush. am, is, are, was, were, being, be, been ?Ķ combined with “by” or with “by ?Ķ someone” implied…
continue readingJust When I Thought They Would Finally Shut Up
[Originally posted on Friday, June 17] I???m sobbing as I type this because I just don???t think I can take anymore?Ķ I hoped and prayed that we had reached a point to where everyone would just shut-up about the whole thing and we could get back on with our lives. So the autopsy results for…
continue readingIf We Had Sound on this Website, You’d Hear Me Puking
[Originally posted on Thursday, June 9th] No photo?Ķ I???m not wasting the bandwidth. As I wipe specks of my breakfast from my lips, and contemplate getting drunk at 9:15am, or maybe just jumping off the roof, The New York Daily News brings us this little bit of bile. Gossip columnist Lloyd Grove is hearing rumors…
continue readingWhatever Happened to the Delete Key?
[Originally posted on Tuesday, May 17, 2005] I???m a big believer in doing justice to a story. If it needs 50 pages, then it should be 50 pages. If it needs 5,000 pages, then go to office supply store and load up on the paper. But having said that, am I the only one who…
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