Elect Him or Sign Him to a Pro Sports Team

In a move worthy of our country’s best politicians and crisis-management-trained professional athletes, Herman Rosenblat has managed to both apologize and deny fault at the same time.

Reuters says Rosenblat apologizes while the Associated Press says he’s not sorry.

Meanwhile, since in spite of the men in white coats trying to correct me, I still believe I’m Napoleon Bonaparte, so I’ll be sending out a book proposal for my version of the events at Waterloo any moment now. I believe it, so it’s true.