I’m Not Sure If You’ll Have To Pay The Money Or If They’ll Pay You The Money

Unusual item posted on eBay… I think the point here is that you have to pay $250,000 to get in on this action. Or maybe they will pay you a quarter million to write the story. I dunno. But “looking for a writer who is interested in collaborating on a true crime story. Invoves Fed. Wiiness Protection Program, murder. unsolved murder, incest,deep south red-neck mafia” sounds like fun.

And while we’re on the topic of literary eBay fun, there’s an industrious author on there offering the movie rights to his novel for $1.3 million. Get Jerry Bruckheimer on the phone!