Maybe Folks Just Don’t Like Mothers as Fish

Maybe my hero William Faulkner just ain’t what America wants. Seems like Oprah’s touch is back. Publishers Weekly is reporting that Vintage announced 85,000 copies of James Frey’s A Million Little Pieces since Oprah’s endorsement was announced 4 days ago.

Maybe if Faulkner had been cutting up lines “on a bevel” instead of coffins, he would have gone over better.